*flicks* Bl scuse but I like in a place that’s normally 113
As requested by shirosakikagura. :)
1. To Orihime
Look, woman. When Ichigo had to choose between rescuing you or fighting me, he chose to fight me. That means that I am his favorite forever.
2. To Ulquiorra
Ichigo’s fight with me ended with some gentle hand-holding. His fight with you ended with you turning to dust while he watched. I believe that makes things pretty clear: Ichigo is done with you. But he wants to fight me again. And again. And again.
3. To Rukia
Remember how we met? You were talking to Kurosaki, so I punched a hole in your stomach. That was not a friendly gesture.
Just so you know,
4. To Shinji
Look you cock-blocking weird masked guy, you already interrupted my fight with Kurosaki once. Don’t do it again!!! Or else I won’t go easy on you! Which is totally what I was doing last time. Yeah.
5. To Aizen
So you think you can keep me from sneaking off to see Kurosaki, just because you know how to throw around your oversized spiritual pressure? Well guess what, ‘boss,’ you’re in prison now and I’m NOT! There’s nothing you can do to keep me from him now!!!
But please don’t try.
6. To Chad
You think you’re his friend when you’ve only ever fought alongside him, and never against him? Please. It’s like you don’t know Kurosaki at all.
7. To Hichigo
We’re so not having a threesome. How would that even work, anyway?
8. To Nelliel
Look, I don’t know what all Kurosaki is cool with, but I’m pretty sure that you turning into a little kid all the time is a dealbreaker. Like, a major one.
9. To Kenpachi
You are a formidable rival. You have fought Kurosaki. And you are giant and muscular and show off your abs. But then, I saw the way Kurosaki acted when you tried to attack him. He was dodging! Running! Asking you to stop! He never asks me to stop. Therefore I win.
10. To Urahara
DUCT TAPE WON’T KEEP ME AWAY FROM KUROSAKI FOREVER, YOU SHITHEAD
I already said too much. I already shared too much, and I want all my secrets back. I hate getting close to people these days, I always regret sharing too much, caring too much, doing too much, feeling too much.